...if the fellows have to advertise "free shipping". I'd also like a few "Tomohawk"s with that order, please :-)
From a spam that recently made it here (identifying bits redacted):
Subject: Free heroin shipping! From: <*certainly dud from*> To: <*me, myself and i*> Date: Thu, 7 Apr 2011 14:34:25 +0100 FREE HEROIN SHIPPING! 1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. 2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only). 4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry. ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Please contact: <*some other fool*> PHONE 0093(0)4765*** FAX 0093(0)4485*** Afghanistan